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"You Can't Save Your Parents"

"You Can't Save Your Parents"

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Brandon Kyle Goodman
Jul 05, 2024
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I’m always saving videos, memes, photos, and quotes that inspire me. A lot of them I’ll post in carousels on Instagram, but then some just stay on my camera roll. I’ve decided to start sharing them with you here, with short captions on why it resonated with me. And if anything resonates with you, please share why in the comments. I can’t wait to discuss!

@bellesa

A valid question. Personally, I don’t like soup. Let’s not get into it, it’s always been a thing. I understand that I’m the weirdo, and soup is a cultural treasure. But I don’t trust her. Why am I drinking my meal? Growing up it felt like soup was an attempt to replace my dinner. Soup felt arrogant. Cocky. I was never impressed. My mother would hype it up, and every time I was underwhelmed. So I make it a rule to not partake in soup. No shade. No disrespect. We see each other, we nod politely, and we agree that my husband should eat it.  Anyone reading this, please feel free to eat soup. I don’t want to be categorized as a soup hater. That said, I like cum, so it’s a beverage. 

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