A Horny Edible
Wanna last longer in bed?
Okaaaaaay! Baby, do I have a recommendation for you!
So I’ll often get questions from penis owners asking how to last longer. How to not shoot your load too soon. The standard tips are 1) Shoot a load within a few hours of having sex so your dick isn’t too sensitive. 2) Practice edging. And 3) Cannabis.
Cannabis is not for everyone, of course. But if you do partake, or are curious, then let’s tawk!
I personally love smoking a joint before sex. It helps lower anxiety, putting me in a more euphoric and calm mental space. It also increases body sensations without making my penis sensitive in a way that feels like I’m going to cum if a cool breeze hits it. Basically, it helps me to enjoy the sex as opposed to being worried about things like premature ejaculation, work deadlines, and how much laundry I absolutely must do this weekend!
A few months ago at my dispensary I saw a little poster for sex edibles. I love an eddy. Pop one in, watch a movie, giggle, and have the best sleep ever. What’s not to love? So when I saw that there were edibles specifically for sex, it piqued my interest. As a Heauxfessor, I wanted to do my own research, and see if this would be something to share with the c’heauxmmunity!
I tried three different brands, because I wanted to give you Barbra Walters journalism realness. I wanted to compare and contrast, as they say. Two of the brands were perfectly fine, but I didn’t feel like it enhanced the sex enough to warrant a recommendation. For months I had been trying to get my hands on te third brand. Apparently they sell out really fast, and it takes a while to get restocked. I had been actively trying to get them since March, and finally got a pack in June. Girl, what?! YES! I know you’re thinking what I was thinking! What are these horny edibles that they can’t keep on the shelves? Are they really that good? Will it work for me?
Babe. After finally trying time, I went back the next day to buy three more packs.
“Before Sex” Gummies by Lavinia.
THEY SAY: Loaded with active THC and a tantalizing blend of Horny Goat Weed, Longjack, and Maca Root, our Before Sex Gummies are meticulously crafted to set the mood on fire. Why We Love It: Designed to intensify stimulation and heighten sensations, these gummies may result in side effects such as enhanced performance and mind-blowing sex. With Kinky Bites, elevated pleasure is just a bite away.
BKG SAYS: It for sure heightened all the body sensations, and it also made us soooooo horny. Like there’s no other way to articulate that. The blood was rushing to one place honey! If you’re someone who smokes weed or partakes in edibles already, I’d describe the experience as slightly more heightened and intense, but incredibly enjoyable. If you sometimes have a hard time getting in the mood or staying in the mood, I’d also recommend as I found I was out of my head, and very present in my body. Touch was extra sensitive which helps to keep the arousal flowing. Whether you’re a penis or vulva owner this edible is a fabulous way to enhance your pleasure. All the folx I spoke with at my dispensary (Hes/Shes/Theys) told me this was their hands down fave sex gummy, and I absolutely understand why.
If you don’t have a history with cannabis, I might not suggest this as a starting point. I think it would be better to try something less strong, and see how your body responds to determine if you even like edibles. If you’re a lightweight, definitely follow the directions on the bag and start with half a gummy. Remember after you take it, to give about 30 mins to an hour to feel the effects. I noticed it around the forty minute mark myself. That means it’s perfect to take during the Netflix portion of your evening, before the chilling begins.
Each pack has ten pieces, and each piece is 10mg. I paid $25, and got them at Pleasure Med.
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Thanks for the info I will look for it ASAP.